Reinhardt Suarez is a world-renowned expert on the Chicago Bulls basketball team, circa 1999-2004. He also is a part-time backup singer for the hit Rock Band group, Half-Vampire Baby. He can see things no one else can see, knows things no one else can know--which means that he either has tapped into an other-dimensional font of wisdom, or he suffers from an as-yet undiagnosed mental ailment. He's hoping for the former. In addition to being a co-conspiritor on the maiden voyage of the Pork Chop Express, he is also a writer of young adult literature and a potential alternate in the 2016 Olympic janitorial team.
Wes Alexander's favorite hobby is carving small bars of soap out of bigger bars of soap. When he is not doing that, he is a musician and composer of the lowest order, and, of course, the other half of the newest phenomenon known as the Pork Chop Express. His friends and family have long suspected that he may be a cyborg from the future, judging from the dexterity he has with computers and his strange obsession with the film, 'Total Recall.'Disclaimer
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The Pork Chop Express was organized by a mysterious, shadowy benefactor how has assured us that our powers of insight and fortitude shall be used for good...mostly. In such cases of 'non-good standing' (understood and defined by benefactor in exhibit c) full refunds will be applied to viewers with an official appology non-pertaining to views of said organization. Have a good time!!
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